Jahsent Jones day

The best day of the year! The day we celebrate the most amazing person to walk this planet.

HAPPY MF JAHSENT JONES DAY BITCHES

by jahsent jones November 15, 2020

Bob Jones Highschool

The shittiest school ever unless the teacher is Mr. Lanford

Fuck bob Jones Highschool

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Game On Bob Jones!!!

The best phrase to hear at 8:15 on a Monday morning

Lambert - "Remember, if you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Game On Bob Jones!!!"

by The Rockin' Bob February 28, 2022

Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018

Troll Jones-ing

Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.

Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"

by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016