Jordan

Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.

A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety

A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs

A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off

Look at that faggot crashed on the side of the road, must be a Jordan

by Hunter58 February 22, 2008

jordan

a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.

Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"

Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.

by Jordan Fetus April 5, 2008

Jordan

another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick

"dude thank god im not like jordan"

by Rhana June 13, 2008

Michael Jordan

The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!

Michael Jordan.

by Jordan Lover<3(: October 25, 2011

micheal jordan

when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth

james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj

by james gardiner January 29, 2008

michael jordan

to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better

1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick

by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008

Crossing Jordan

A show on A&E about a female medical examiner in Boston, her name is Jordan Cavanah. Garrett, her boss, is a raging alcholic fatherly like figure to Jordan. Jordan Cavanah farts directly into her own vagina.

Me: Hey mom, watcha' watchin'?

Mom: Crossing Jordan.

Me: Why? All she does is fart directly into her vagina the whole fucking show aka bitch has a smelly fart pussy.

by The Blazin' AZN April 2, 2009