Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

look job

When you catch a girl that doesn't put out, but will give you an act of glancing or giving a long stare at your twig and berries.

Dude, i tried to get her to suck me off, but she just gave me a look job.

by Johnnyo October 10, 2007

job gypsy

someone who only stays at a job for a couple of months, and then leaves for a different venture, causing their resume to be super long and full of short-term, random jobs

Employer: Her resume is like five pages long, what a job gypsy

by K-Six April 2, 2014

Flash Job

A hand job given with a rave glove while a strobe light is shining on your shlong, with the song "Flashing lights- Kanye west" playing

Bro, last night at the party that slut i was with all night gave me a flash job.

this one time during a flash job, i spouged all over her gloves

by oqueefe November 5, 2011

point job

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"

As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.

by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003

side-job

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

by Lyra April 16, 2006