Jason

Jason is an asshole who isn’t affraid to say what he wants when he wants. He’s not affected by his actions, nor does he think about anyone else when doing them. He is quite insensitive and has no filter. He is one pervy son of a bitch and doesn’t care if it shows. He is vulnerable, naive, and falls much too easily. He judges others for their problems when he’s really hiding his with them. He’s not as good looking as people would expect, he’s actually quite average. An average guy, nothing out of the ordinary or unique.

“God! Stop being such a Jason!”

by Ms_depression_ November 11, 2018

jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

by The Niggar April 12, 2023

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

Jason

A big nigga that you do not mess with

Don’t mess with Jason, he is a big nigga

by Pen620 October 29, 2018

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021