It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.
"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "
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The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.
It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!
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When someone is just being completely stupid or "blonde" and you just have no other words for them.
Azalea ran into the wall like connor, and i called her a fucking camel jack.
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one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)
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To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.
Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?
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Described by Katherine as a handsome, heroically charismatic, plain-spoke, know-nothing, cocky little son of a... as well as a flirt, a complete egomaniac, and the face of the Newsies strike.
Jack Kelly is an egotistical son of a...
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a jack o'd is a type of person, a person who sucks at halo 3. he will own the game and complete the game on easy, but when a friend called will comes round, who doesnt own the game, he will completely destroy him on multiplayer.
A Will: Hey you wonna play halo?
A Jack O'D: nah, u beat me everytime even tho you dont own the game. i suck!
by Willzyx July 7, 2009
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