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jack o'd 

a jack o'd is a type of person, a person who sucks at halo 3. he will own the game and complete the game on easy, but when a friend called will comes round, who doesnt own the game, he will completely destroy him on multiplayer.
A Will: Hey you wonna play halo?
A Jack O'D: nah, u beat me everytime even tho you dont own the game. i suck!
jack o'd by Willzyx July 7, 2009
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Jack O'Dolan 

Jack O'Dolan is an irish teacher who prays to potatoes and has different coloured jumpers for ANY situation. Everyone loves him. You just can't not love him. Not in a weird way though.
Hey there Jack O'Dolan! Oops, sorry Mr O'Dolan.

Jack O'Donnell 

An overall sexy beast, has a huge cock.

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern 

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.
I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.
A phrase to describe a mentally retarded cunt. Most 'Jacko D's' are stupid and deserve to be anally penetrated.

This word comes from the urban area of Perth, Western Australia.
Lad: Oh my god Aaron stop being a Jacko D that's actually fucked.
Aaron: No you're being the Jacko D here you fagcunt.
Jacko D by SHINSRA February 28, 2019

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper 

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper
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Dirty Jacko 

When a guy buys the cheapest seats he can find for the Lion King and receives a rusty trombone while screaming the names of his ancestors
I went to watch the Lion King and some guy was caught being a dirty Jacko in the back row.
Dirty Jacko by Tom Board February 18, 2025
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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