jack of all traits

A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.

by stuartc1 February 8, 2018

appin the jack

snorting apple jacks

Ninja: Im bored... u wanna snort those apple jacks with me?
Laura: Hails yeah motherfuck, appin the jack! woo woo
Ninja: Ryan, u try appin the jack!
Ryan: U arent doing it right
Laura: YOU try appin the jack!

by Laurarob April 22, 2008

Jack

Jack is an amazing person who can always make you laugh. He is sincere and kind and has awesome taste. Jack can read you like a comic book but only if he knows you well. Jack is smart and mature for his age, but can be funny and play around too.

Me: Hey, did you meet Jack?
Friend Oh yeah! He's cool. What about him?
Me: Well he's so nice and funny. I think I like him.
Friend: That's awesome! Jack is really fun.

by Love Yourself and Everyone Els June 21, 2017

Jack Off Jill

I'm sick of reading these incoherent definitions of JOJ, so I'll put in an accurate one. They're not metal or goth rock, and anyone who says they're either obviously knows nothing about either genre. Though Jessicka does scream, they're simply a rock band of mainly girls. They broke up in 2000 (not 2000) due to conflict between Jessicka and Robin because Robin thought she wasn't getting enough credit for JOJ.

Marilyn Manson convinced her to change the name from Jack In Jill to Jack Off Jill, and he didn't persuade her while she was drunk OR in bed...It was simply through a hallucinating contest. Anyway, they've had a total of 12 members in the band, including Daisy from Manson's group.

Since the band broke up, Jessicka has started a new band called Scarling., which is quite different and always ends in a ".".

Glad we've cleared all that up.

Jack Off Jill rules.

by Bloodshed December 22, 2004

jack with

To fuck with. What someone does to mess with someones stuff or property.

Who has been jackin' with my schlitz?

by todman August 9, 2004

Jack Davenport

The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.

To Jack Davenport.

Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)
Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first
Person 1:BLAST!
Tomorrow night my love.....

by Kaffeh October 21, 2008

Jack Hump

When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.

I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump

by analmama June 27, 2009