Jose

Jose’s are pieces of shits that live In California, specifically San Francisco . PERIODT .

girl #1 : I’ve been seeing this guy Jose for a couple of days

Girl #2 : girl ima just warn you ahead of time . Jose is a piece of shit .

by HaterGirlOnMommas1230 May 30, 2022

San Jose Stumble

The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.

Jimmy woke me up coming home late again last night.

Let me guess. San Jose Stumble?
Ya. You betcha.

by joeyvllttf May 3, 2015

San Jose Christian School

A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.

Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?

Yeah, but I went to SJCS.

San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.

by cool art September 8, 2019

Pulling a jose

Never joining the party after a plethora of invites

"if this nigga don't join the fucking party.". "Fr though he pulling a jose."

by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Jose

the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

josing

1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.

by wilfred7493 October 8, 2008

Jose Rivera

The most burned Mexican you will ever see. Likes to suck dick while he hits the dab. And gets fucked by jorge

Jose Rivera is a gay fag and like dick

by TheClashKiller69 May 13, 2019