Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.

- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!

by Master Jagger July 12, 2021

Bite the iron

To be murdered or slain in a vicious manner.

"That sodding berk's gonna bite the iron if he tries bobbing a mafia don."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Ironic

When something u want or have is good and something weird happens haha

Wow how ironic, look he has brand new windshield wipers for smashed up windows

by Mnj85 July 29, 2021

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Iron Skull

A man with an iron skull is someone that is hard headed, but also fearless and strong.

He is a man with an iron skull and a silver tongue.

by TheGreatGede August 17, 2021