italian sexual

You feel a strong sexual attraction to Italians and are literally obsessed with Italian women or men

Me: hey I’m not bisexual I’m Italian sexual
Stranger: what does that mean?
Me: I love Italians, they are sooo hot and I’m just obsessed

Example: look at lady Gaga😩

by Ladygagaisthehottest March 27, 2021

mambo italiano

The act of receiving fellatio from a female while you smear feces on her face, and eat spaghetti from her butthole while wearing a cape like a superhero

Our romantic evening finished with some Dean Martin on the radio, and an old fashioned mambo italiano.

by XxBenNastyxX July 11, 2018

Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

by bAc0Nb0Y July 1, 2009

italian czechoslavakian hungarians

italian czechoslavakian hungarians are usually people that are very proud of their heritage and ask their grandmothers all about their family history. they tend to boycott at local 7-11's and make up fake news reports. they also have really weird science teachers and are obsessed with the disney channel.

italian czechoslavakian hungarians are people who shall remain nameless and have blonde, whoops i mean brown hair.

by lizzie baby January 31, 2006

italian job

when you get the gold or goods from a girl or girls who have to be or look italian

tom says" dude did you hook up with he girls from the other night"

andrew says" yeah man i totally got the italian job

by andrew robertson January 28, 2008

Italian Dunker

The Italian Dunker is the act of deficating in a bucket, wiping your penis into the bucket full of excrement, and proceeding to write your name on the back of your partner with your scat covered meat missile.

Judy: Hey Alfred, have you ever heard of an Italian Dunker?
David: I have. Would you like one?
Judy: Fuck you dave.

by Th3D November 3, 2010

Italian Job

having a girl jack a guy off using a warm pizza flavored hot pocket and then the girl eats whats left of the hot pocket

this chick gave me such a good italian job yesterday

by little trevor June 14, 2009