Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

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be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024

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