Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009

broken helmet

A decent body, but ugly face.

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

by PapaJBranford June 4, 2010

Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012

Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 24, 2012