dyke haircut

short and spikey in the back, a little longer in the front.

Did you see Sara's new dyke haircut?

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Great Hair

What to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved prick.

Alternatively, what to say to someone who's being a jackass.

"Man, I totally just pwned your ass, doob. You should just quit Halo forever." - Tom
"Great Hair, Tom."

"PZ Myers should stop talking and let me have the spotlight." - Matt Nisbet
"Great Hair, Matt."

by Stogoe March 28, 2008

hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray

jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common

by beachkat January 22, 2009

Pegasus Hair

When white girls (typically) leave their hair completely natural in a pony tail. This means that they do not have bangs or have it parted. With all this, it makes a girl look like Pegasus, the mythological flying horse.

"-I haven't washed my hair in a week and I left it completely natural.
-Man you got some pegasus hair!"

by rso333 March 19, 2008

pubic hair fire

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*

by theguywiththepeircedtesticles November 18, 2013

Wannabe long hair

A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.

Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.

by TreetarD April 21, 2007

Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007