monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

Hold my tweak

A plea for emotional support when you feel you are about to mentally breakdown or crashout

"Seeing my ex with someone new? Yeah...someone better hold my tweak before I make a scene."

"When I saw my exam grade, I was like 'Girl! hold my tweak.'"

by bressiebros433 April 28, 2025

holding up L

means you're madly obsessed with rihanna.

for example, if trenton is holding up L he is obsessed with rihanna.

by holding up L June 2, 2023

Hold Cum

A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.

E r eke hold cum

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017