hoboroll

to arrive at one's destination claiming the company of only one friend, but bringing, approaching and beyond 10 individuals and four or more dogs

Last night I totally got hoborolled, my roommate's going to kill me!

by therizzleyouknowbest April 2, 2009

hoboby

the newborn child of two chronically homeless individuals. (hobo + baby = hoboby)

Even though Jack was born a hoboby, he has risen to become a wealthy hedge-fund manager.

by cincyhobofan April 5, 2011

hobopandaitarianism

the belief that when pandas die they will come back as hobos, and when hobos die they will come back as pandas, in a never ending cycle

lil kid- mommy, i'm going to be a hobo when i grow up
mommy- why is that?
lil kid- because i believe in hobopandaitarianism now, so if i'm a hobo, when i die i will become a panda!
mommy- O.o

by HP1996 June 28, 2011

hobot

{wh} ho{re} robot
1. twitter spam bot. Usually with sexy/girlnextdoor/hoe avatar.
Usually 0 followers unless followed by other hobots , spambots or noobz
2. Government created social media fake 'person' delivering propaganda.
3. Online social networking PR representative for hire for murderous genocidal dictators & regimes.

Ethereal creatures, a hobot will appear & spam you with a personal message & can just as quickly disappear, though they often return with a new name and siren song, often leading noobz to malware. Sometimes hobots will be automated & others are from hobot 'farms' where operators drive the hobot conversation.

by astromachia July 25, 2011

Hobotboo Tribe

The title of a very small and exclusive but totally awesome group of friends. The members of it are only the coolest, hottest people and there are no exceptions. It is really small but yet really awesome. For new members the 3 chiefs must decide but it is very rare to add new members because they must also be extremely awesome, hot, and cool which is often hard to come by.

Person: the hobotboo tribe is soooo cool i wish i was in it!!

by Alice/Georgia August 20, 2011

hobokery

The act of behaving like a hobo.

Tom carried all his thing an a small bag on a stick ate his lunch from a can and other hobokery.
Backpacking across Europe is such hobokery.

by ColdDark_Sea January 19, 2014

Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!

by ElMitochondria August 13, 2016