Gorilla Moment

When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.
Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"
by Dripordrown March 19, 2022
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a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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Gorilla Grab

Using one hand to grab massive amounts of something, therefore taking more than a fair share
We went trick or treating and my daughter used a gorilla grabbed and nabbed 10 more pieces of candy than the other kids
by bryrenn January 17, 2024
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Gorilla Sex

Like doggy style but you stand over your partner like a gorilla
Hey babe can we try gorilla sex
by Ttownbeast575 October 10, 2019
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gorilla booster

Someone that licks (steals) from stores, but what sets them apart from normal boosters is that gorilla boosters don't care who sees them or if they trigger any alarms on the way out. Their only goal is to lick the item and leave.
fence: bro i just licked 100 bucks worth of food

gorilla booster: shi bruh thats nothin, i walked out with 5 bags, 2 shovels, and a santa from cvs, the alarms rang and the manager chased me out!

fence: damn bruh u a gorilla booster FR
by Bnklau February 28, 2024
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eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila
oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.
by Ujico November 21, 2018
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gorilla pubes

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
by Budgettsfog October 12, 2022
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