Goon

A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.

Leader: “Flag up Goons”

by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020

Goofy op

Someone who is acting mad goofy due to laughter or a good old time

She’s such a goofy op, she was bouncing off the walls

by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP September 10, 2020

Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.

The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

goofy gubby

When your parents are going ham in the bedroom and the smell lingers to your room.

Are they doing it again? That goofy gubby only gets stronger.

by woepster May 13, 2021

Goofy grin

When someone texts you something so ridiculously adorable and you smile at your phone like an idiot.

Girl 1: aww he just text me the sweetest thing

Girl 2: I can tell! You have a big goofy grin on your face.

by Sadpanda14 June 17, 2021

Goofy ass hoe.

A person(male or female) who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partner and the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner or friends and the cycle continues, or in other words you.

Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a goofy ass hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.

by QIwerty123 November 25, 2021

Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022