Oh my goat

Term used to express shock/surprise/overwhelm/astonishment in a socially friendly way.

"OH MY GOAT I'M SO FUCKIN FUCKED OFF THAT KEY OF MKAT"

by BLoOpZ October 19, 2011

goat cock

A cock in a form of the face of a goat

Madura Velupillai, dlorah reimer, megan cooper, and shayani rajmohan, and gajani sritharan goat cock

by Bobby Chungg June 6, 2009

goat pussy

1. a man that shaves his whole head and face but leaves a little patch of hair under his chin like a little area rug.

2. an obsessed flamingo that really likes to lift his leg and piss all over his feet.

Marcus:"Yo whats up with that guy, he really likes to keep his chin warm in the winter"

Phillip"Yeah I want a goat pussy"

by Mr. Richard Belding January 1, 2010

Whats up your goat?

Whats your goat means " what is wrong with you"

Milsey approaches liss and says hey liss what are you doing.
Liss ignores milsey and milsey then says "What is up your goat "?
whats up your goat?

by liss_misley_mad January 17, 2012

Florida Gators

The name given to sports teams of the University of Florida. Who's football team is the most recognizable. Who's fans are almost as annoying as New York Jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. Who's quarter back. Tim Tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(I mean who can't bowl over small and weak tackling DB's if they're 6'3 240 lbs? Or run 4 yards into the endzone?). Who's also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better Florida football programs(Florida State University and University of Miami) for being "thugs", "criminals", and the ever so popular "Official supplier to state prisons". Despite having close to 30 arrests since Urban Meyer took over as head coach. University of Miami arrests since Randy Shannon took over? 1-Robert Marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. UM-5 UF-3 FSU-2

Enough said.

Gators fan 1, "Good thing there's no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home."

Gators fan 2, "You mean like Tallahassee and Miami? Yeah, they're just a bunch of thugs and gangsters"

Gators fan 3, "TIM TEBOW!!!!! FLORIDA-TIM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!!-GAT-IM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!ORS!!!"

Hurricanes fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Seminoles fans."

Seminoles fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Hurricanes fans."

by BetterRecord? December 12, 2009

Billy Goat

When a guy puts his penis in between a girls breast and orgasms on her chin; leaving a long white beard of cum resembling a billy goats beard.

Hey bro this chick last night gave me a tit job and I left her with a billy goat!

by Sly McFleezy October 23, 2011

mountain goat

When men assemble in a human pyramid, but put their testicles and dick through their legs so it looks like a goat. Hence, mountain goat is a mountain of people in this 'goat' position. It is often done inside a room and used to shock a person walking into the room.

We mountain goated that one kid so bad

by dillon jagersky March 28, 2008