German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.

Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*

by FGIHM April 13, 2014

German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.

Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”

by krautwich August 21, 2022

German gas chamber

German gas chamber is a sexual act of a woman farting, while indulging in anal intercourse whit a man.

Hey man, last night this girl did a German gas chamber on me.

by Klowbye April 17, 2021

Night german

A phrase used by people online to "loophole" using the N-word in places the N-word is blocked or banned.
"NIGht GERman",

"NIG-GER".

1"i dont like night germans"
2"night germans?"
1" you know, NIGht GERmans"
2 "oh"

by i do stuff online December 13, 2018