German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

by EinsMalte September 20, 2022

sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface

Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

german fun wheel

A not-so-subtle alternate name for a certain piece of national socialist iconography; literally a meme name for a swastika to make it sound less threatening.

My buddy just got back from Charleston... he got a sick new tattoo, he hasn't shown me yet but he says its a german fun wheel. Sounds cool, right?

by Nophux1453 August 30, 2018

German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.

Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

German window

A swastika, often in a schoolbook, that has been turned into a "window"shape to avoid getting into trouble.

His book is filled with German windows.

by Gruffcube March 26, 2025

German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia

“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”

by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021

German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

by Nk1992 July 7, 2016