Christmas Goose

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.

Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"

by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018

Mother goose

A nickname for your mother

Wants to ask your mum a question

Me: MOTHER GOOSE !

Mum : yess

by Cxnnxe January 26, 2020

silly goose moment

when you’re a total sussy baka and do something funny

man, lilah just had such a silly goose moment

by Angrycarrotarmy May 25, 2021

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.

"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."

by pagemeister May 3, 2008

Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort

Yo, your such a goose.

by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009

goose

As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses

That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)

by Michael Massoud December 4, 2003