What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

I don't give a shit

The act of not caring about something.

-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*

by M364 November 3, 2013

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005

Dont give a fuck

Its when you dont give a fuck about a nigga/bitch

I dont give a fuck

by DEDE!!!! December 2, 2019

National give ur smallest friend a hug day

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

by NZBB May 31, 2009

don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011