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give me your hands

trying to fight or harrass you in any way
by Roblox Username: Cute_Madison February 23, 2018
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I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)
-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"
by persondudeman January 5, 2011
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I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)
An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.
by soundbreak February 8, 2014
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give the cat a hair cut

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man
by sexistripperchick July 1, 2009
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give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1
OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.
by popsiclelover August 17, 2009
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give dese peepoh ayah

Best. Movie quote. Ever.
If you don't know what it's from, you don't deserve to know!!

OK, it's from Total Recall. Happy?!
by TaintedMustard April 17, 2004
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give me my 2

when someone say some stupid shit and you get to slap them twice hard ass you can .
by wett wetty April 19, 2017
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