Fixing it

Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.

Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

channel fishing

The act of searching favorite stations for something good on TV. Differs from channel surfing in that the numbers are entered in directly to the remote, not arrived upon by repeated clicking of the + or - arrow.

After channel fishing his hot spots for 35 minutes, Chris finally gave up, and went to bed.

by Rob Lemke May 29, 2008

contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.

I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.

by Pozerski July 5, 2008

Noob Fishing

Originally from the MMO World of Warcraft, involves the act of drawing noob players to you or a common object overlooked by seasoned players, can be considered a competitive sport by comparing the number of noobs each person has drawn to themselves/object

Fisher1:Haha look at these three noobs I caught with my green focusing lens

Fisher2:Thats nothing, look at the dozen I caught with my lightwell! HAHA

Fisher1:Thats a nice catch man!Great Noob Fishing here for shure

by Irish teddy bear April 1, 2009

sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

ham fishing

The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.

Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.

by Lehigh AL10 May 23, 2010