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Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies
1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!
by NeonJelly November 22, 2011
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Fastdate

To Fastdate is to meet a number of singles in one night. You date participants for between 5-8 minutes. Its fun, fast and fabulous!
Watch Hitch for an example on how to Fastdate, AKA speeddate, but this is how it can go wrong!
by Fastdate August 25, 2011
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Fastball Slammer

When playing the game "Cup Hawk" you yell "Fastball Slammer" then throw the ball as hard as you can at the cup. Usually ends with drilling the guy standing behind the cup.
Aaron - "You know what, FASTBALL SLAMMER!"

Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"

Aaron - "YOLO"
by CupChamp July 24, 2012
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Fasterblast

The second day of phoning work explaining absense,the illness had progressed,from bum blasting to fasterblast
by zico123 April 16, 2014
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fastech

A fast of technology, when you do not have a smart phone or laptop and are completely disconnected from technology. This could be either by choice (like during holidays) or by no signal in a remote area.
As I landed on the remote island, i didn't realise I will be forced on a fastech for 4 days.
by McLaren MP 4-29 December 25, 2014
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Fastfoodathon

The event of gathering different selections of fast food from 3 or more fast food restaurants and then consuming them with a group of friends. Usually consumed while watching copious seasons/parts of a certain TV show or movie, but does not necessarily need to be.
"Lisa, Bernard, Helen and I had a fastfoodathon last Saturday since I've just bought the Game Of Thrones 1-4 box set."
"Well, that explains why this entire room is filled with the smell of Taco Bell, Mcdonald's, Burger King, Wendy's and poor decisions all at the same time! Invite me next time!"
by SaltyRage May 4, 2015
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fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals
A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.
by Amundy90 December 9, 2015
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