Road fucker

A road worker who gets off to filling deep potholes and/or creating potholes with his cement or jackhammer

Example: "mommy is that man a road fucker

by SlipperySausage12O December 3, 2022

ranga fucker

Some one who fucks red heads

My wife who is a ranger fucked another red head that wasn’t me so she’s a ranga fucker

by Zerbco February 23, 2019

Pickle Fucker

A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Elias: Ewww.

Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.

Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.

Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018

Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.

Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.

DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018