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Get the Fierce Fond mug.My GF is pretty awesome but she won't do ATM. But she is an alcoholic that loves whiskey and poor choices, so I have a shot at the Bourbon Flounder.
by MadnessAndMayhem September 22, 2025
Get the Bourbon Flounder mug.When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011
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Get the austin.not.f0und mug.When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
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