Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

dylan earl evans

A 17 year old male, who is single, but can get any single women, his hobbies are drawing, playing games, listening to music, and being nice and caring to others. He has a strong sense of humor, which can lure any women into his awesomeness, in which they will fall for instantly. A bit on the clingy side when it comes to relationships, but once in a relationship, he can be the best boyfriend that any girl has decided to date.

tall handsome single funny best boyfriend you will ever date Dylan Earl Evans

by Jenniferlovesyou February 8, 2014

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 14, 2022

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

evan

stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him

EVAN THE PERSON SO PATHETIC KEITH HATES

by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018

Evan

Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.

Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.

I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.

What’s Evan’s personality like?

Noah: oh… Well

by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024