Ethan John

Name of a child who's typically raped by his dad

Ethan John sucks dai John's cock

by Yo_Mamma123 May 17, 2016

ethan

a big bully who thinks he can draw. Usually makes fun of black people and calls them his slaves. Likes to pick on people with glasses.

dude youre being such an ethan today.

by tyronekim May 7, 2009

ethan

someone who skips school whenever a test, assignment, or project is due the next day.

Ethan is a total fraud, he skipped a month of school last semester.

by relan June 13, 2013

Ethan

short and gay

Ethan likes penis

by Jkdjskekxidke June 10, 2015

putang ina eeta

Translated roughly from filipino. Meaning, "Fuck you nigga."

Person A: Get outta my way!
Person B: Putang ina EETA!

by Billy Bob Joe Joe Gary January 9, 2008

Ethan

A being that has less brain power than a jelly fish, the patience of a 9 month old golden retriever, and the looks of a inbred dogs that has been hit by a truck..... Several times.

Person 1: "man look at ethan..."
Person 2: "no thanks..."

by Big-D-77 October 21, 2014

eltharion

To be l337 would be to be Eltharion, or cool in simple mans words.

by DCVER October 17, 2003