Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.

1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.

by allforone23 July 15, 2010

disgrace to the universal indicators

A disgraceful object/image.

A tramp is standing on a street corner when chavs r on a bus. "Ah, I feel propa sorry 4 him", "Aye, i na but look at his trainers, wot a disgrace to the universal indicators"

by Melly D December 18, 2004

millennial communication disorder (mcd)

1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.

Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)

by Ohsider November 1, 2019

Dissociative Identity Disorder

a cringe trend/fandom where kids go to fake a mental disorder for attention

a placebo effect. its probably not real

"i have Dissociative Identity Disorder "
"nope"
"you are right ive been faking all this time for attention!"

by SaneDrain November 2, 2022

Sensory processing disorder

Also known as being soft or picky. In times of extreme hunger or famine those with sensory processing disorder often disappear. This can be seen in cases such as the Irish Potato Famine or with poor children in Africa.

I don’t eat calamari unless it’s fried because I have a sensory processing disorder.

by Gg5863 January 28, 2020

Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.

Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.

by maggie0285 August 31, 2019

Disorienteated

Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical.

Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you could say she's 'disorienteated!'

by johnxtampa January 18, 2009