Example:
Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!
Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!
Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah
Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!
Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!
Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah
by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018
Get the Dildomug. "Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
Get the Dildo, NLmug. by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018
Get the Dildo sharpenermug. A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.
Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.
Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.
Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.
Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.
Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.
by BIGBLACKBOYCUMINGINYOURMOM March 27, 2019
Get the Dildomug. Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
by burrito not taco September 22, 2020
Get the jeoy dildomug. Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
by #4567 February 20, 2017
Get the you look like a dildomug. Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.
Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.
One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.
In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.
One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.
In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
Get the Funeral dildomug.