purple dildo

a certain variety of dildo which some people seem to have a certain affinity for

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between dennis smith and his purple dildo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

dildo slinger

To be a slinger of a dildo; at others, usually in a comical fashion.

That dude is a dildo slinger, he almost hit Tiquisha!

by Heineken24 May 17, 2006

dildo

A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.

Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her

by expertno1 June 22, 2014

black dildo

It’s a nigga wid a black dildo

Yooo!!!! U got a nice black dildo

by Gayassmadafaka January 16, 2018

the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

golden dildo

ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo

me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.

by mr86vision November 15, 2009

dildo

Someone who has their head up ones ass.

Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.

by dildinator April 16, 2003