Cooling and Dave

friends

not friends with beany, he is a cunt

by bob October 24, 2003

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

by luderitz June 9, 2021

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 19, 2017

Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.

purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.

by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018