Dave

Dave is such an amazing person who brings the best in others.He might not realise it but he is a light tht inspires others. Dave is super special and a once in a lifetime person. Moi.
Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.

Dave can and Dave will. Fighting✨😘

Dave is awesome.
Dave, You are loved.
Dave, my mimoiii

by Mimoiii March 5, 2022

Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Crazy Dave

Killer,scapegoat for white niggers,will fight you,drug drinker,hole poller,lost,parah

There's that crazy Dave we set up .we stole that gun and wedding ring , remember Zach,and we said crazy Dave did it.

by Godsmacker December 17, 2019