by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
Get the josh’s crushmug. The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part
I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013
Get the Penis crushmug. A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013
Get the Crushing of the Shellmug. crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.
by Shsiyavskdusbejeu January 13, 2016
Get the crush karmamug. When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.
by Kledbetter May 8, 2017
Get the volcano crushmug. A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017
Get the Meme Crushmug. 