When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.
by drandadote January 23, 2019
A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017
by Mike Daubs September 28, 2007
The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part
I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013
by Ralena May 15, 2017
Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 January 28, 2016
A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
by LindsayLohan49 July 19, 2013