Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016
Get the crushed nutsmug. When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.
by drandadote January 22, 2019
Get the Crushing someonemug. by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007
Get the Crushed the Munchkinsmug. Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.
Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.
by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011
Get the Human Crushmug. 1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.
2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.
3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.
3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.
I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010
Get the tweeter crushmug. A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013
Get the Crushing of the Shellmug. 