Counching

The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.

Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!

by Ananke September 11, 2013

Caunch

A leader of many layers. Almost like a father figure but not in the way you think.

Dont fuck with the caunch

by caunch May 18, 2018

Council of Beetroot

The new council after Pewdiepie went crazy. They demand him to fuck things like sheep and creepers. They are the “villain” in Pewds Minecraft series, but it takes a while for that to be reveled. They replaced the Council of Watersheep and killed all of Pewds friends.

Pewdiepie-“What do you want me to do council of beetroot?”
Council of beetroot-*demonic noises*
Pewdiepie-“You want me to frick a creeper?”

by Minecraft Spaghetti November 3, 2019

crancking 90s

crancking 90s is when you suca a di*k from a 90 degree angle

me and the girls are crancking 90s tonight, do you want to join us?

by kakdkljaslk January 24, 2020

cronchy

it’s just cronchy idk

you’re being very cronchy right now.

by foothillgorl November 5, 2020

Wiener Chunch

(VERB) A very powerful uppercut to the Penis, often leaving the receiver Sterile, and very sore.

JIM: Dude that guy was on the receiving end of a Wiener Chunch

GEORGE: DAMN, now he will never have kids

by RichardFantasy May 24, 2010

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010