Crotch Warrior

Male Reproductive Organ

Your crotch warrior seems to be penetrating a young woman's lady parts.

by Snack Shack March 30, 2010

Beer Crotch

When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.

Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014

crotch crickets

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

by RGB May 7, 2003

Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

crotch rocket

slang for motorcycle

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009