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Comedy Gold

When somebody tells a joke that they think is really funny but its not.
Person: You should kill yourself
Me: Wow, that's kind of ru--
Person : Just kidding!
Me: Comedy Gold.
by TinyDog August 16, 2018
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come hither

the act of sticking your index finger up a female/male's bottom and bending your finger in the motion of calling somebody over.
Bro, i hooked up with this skank last night and i gave her the ol' come hither.
by OpieTaylor March 14, 2011
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comedy

The council does your hair.
An example of some of the best comedy.
by AmyzonXD April 11, 2008
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The come up board

The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.

Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.

Never go on this shit, ever.
Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?

Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.
by Fuckthecomeup July 21, 2010
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comedus

"comedus": Stemming from the original form of "comedy". Founded by Thomas Gummer. A word best used intoxicated, or to enahance an already comedy filled moment.
"that was comedus"
"Gummer, your size is comedus"
by Dan Beasley November 10, 2004
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comedic geniousnessissity

When something amazingly, awesome and totally hilarious has been said, and people lack appreciation for the huge amount of genious-ness that went into producing such giggle-enducing comments.
in response to an extremely funny and clever comment- person A "Lol"
person B "is that all you can say to my comedic geniousnessissity?"
by Rae. Rae. December 29, 2010
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Come-go

-noun
kuhm-goh

1. A complete failure of making a comeback

2. When one walks into a store and immediately turns around
because of one of three reasons including:

A: Because the store has something you hate

B: Because the store is not what you thought it was

C: A term for in-store window shopping
A:
E.g. The man walked into the store and immediately did a come-go because of a Justin Beiber poster

B:
E.g. The man went into a store called Ranchers thinking that it was a cowboy store and did a come-go because it was actually a Stripper joint

C:
E.g. The two girls had lost their purses and went inside the store after window shopping to get a better look at something or to get to something not seen through the window
by The Definer 'O Definitions January 12, 2011
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