Skip to main content

college

college is where girls go to get fat
- At the start of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that hot bod on Alice

- At the end of college -

Robert - Damn son, check out that wagon on Alice
by iliketoeatmeat October 18, 2008
mugGet the college mug.

Stonehill College

Stonehill College is small liberal arts college located in the perpetually dull town of Easton, Massachusetts. In order to increase its diversity, Stonehill has started handing out FREE TUITON flyers to the black kids of Brockton. So far, limited success. The school is notorious for being super academic-based Sunday through Thursday and absurdly party-based Friday and Saturday. Rumor has it that Stonehill kids don't really drink. This is a lie. The truth is, Stonehill kids don't really KNOW HOW TO drink. This is why, on any given Friday or Saturday night, you will find an ambulance in front of the freshmen dorms taking them in groves to the local hospital. Other than that, Stonehill is a lovely school full of trees and brick buildings. Yeah.
Doctor, we have multiple transports coming in from Stonehill College.
by JACKEMSE September 25, 2010
mugGet the Stonehill College mug.

North College Hill

An inner-ring suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio home to about 8,000 people. It's population is somewhere around 50/50 black and white but it feels alot blacker. It's made a couple lists as one of the most affordable places to live in the country, but everyone in Cincinnati knows it's straight hood and no one in their right mind would move there.

Also known for where future NBA players OJ Mayo and Bill Walker balled for three years, Boy Scouts selling Christmas trees getting robbed at gunpoint and absurd Christmas decorations at several houses on Galbraith Rd.
Person 1: Let's go watch the North College Hill HS basketball game tonight!

Person 2: Let's not and say we did. I'd rather not get jumped/shot/murdered.
by Mr. North Cincy December 27, 2010
mugGet the North College Hill mug.

college preparatory school

The college preparatory school is a school for rich white kids and transgenders that got bullied in middle school. The teachers there are extremely bitchy and don't deserve their very high paycheck. It is astonishing this school is ranked when it is one of the shittiest schools on the planet. It is often shortened to CPS which stands for can't play sports or cock pussy shit.
Nerd: I go to a very prestigious school, it's called The College Preparatory School, I got in because I have money and I met a teacher at a strip club.
by Shatter123 October 14, 2016
mugGet the college preparatory school mug.

TEMPLEOGUE COLLEGE

the place where 'da boys' originate from. several days a year it is said that the moon lights up the yard and turns it into a sacred blessing ground for maple trees, this however has never been proved. alot of work goes into the preservation of the rusty crusty found on the anoos of each pupil. techniqually it is the only place in the worl where muslims can eat garlic bread freely. Also believed that someone took a shit at the front door in protest against the sausage rolls.
by Gimpmeister17 December 15, 2009
mugGet the TEMPLEOGUE COLLEGE mug.

Stonehill College

A college that has so few black people, you can get a full scholarship if admissions cant pronounce your first name. There are more white people here with shitty earings than a gay pride parade. The school takes pride in its shovel collection, which, if its new catholic agenda goes through, will be used to dig its own grave.

it is home to father cregan, an evil dictator who hates condoms, beer and fun. he has a dungeon full of puppies and is holding them until the one day when he will take pictures with them and release it as a calender.

It has also been recognized in the US world and news as the regional head quarters for dumb bitches. A rarity in other parts of the world, you can hardly go anywhere without seeing a plastic faced girl wearing a northface jackets, ugg booth and furiously texting "wtf" to her bff about her bf.

In a vast effort to increase its diversity, stonehill in its new plan, is now very eager to accept people who have missing or non working limbs. As part of the plan,they get free tuition just as long as they smile.

Stonehill is a great place. Their official slogan is "COME HERE WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKING TREES!"
Student: "I go to Stonehill College."

Statistician: I see a high probability that you are white, rich and mentally handicapped.
by yay1234567890 March 12, 2009
mugGet the Stonehill College mug.

vancouver college

The greatest school to ever exist. It is a school for boys from kindergarten to grade 12. The athletics a amazing.
Man, Vancouver College is such a great school.
by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 3, 2018
mugGet the vancouver college mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email