chocolate strawberry shortcake

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake

tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

chocolate cowboy

1. a black man who has mastered the art of cowboying.

2. a homosexual, typically a white one, who likes black red neck like men exclusively.

3. a black homosexual cowboy i.e. chocolate chocolate cowboy.

ex.1: Tajuante jr. is just as dark and cowboyish like his daddy. he really has grown up to be a real chocolate cowboy!

ex.2: did you see steven at the gay rodeo last night with that black dude? talk about a chocolate cowboy lover. he never gets sick of that chocolate stick!

ex.3: friend 1: oh my god! are those guys black cowboys? i didn't know cowboys came in that color? are they kissing?!? i didn't know cowboys could be THAT gay!!! i don't know if that's a chocolate chocolate cowboy connection or black on black crime

friend 2: do you know anything?

friend 1: i know those cowboys are finding each other chocolaty delicious!

by negro jones strikes again March 29, 2009

Chocolate Orgasm

The amazing feeling you get when delicious chocolate melts in your mouth.

After having no chocolate for 3 days, I just ate a piece and had a chocolate orgasm.

by Mell_Bear February 2, 2010

Chocolate Orgasm

-A toe curling poop.

-An orgasmic feeling of bowel relief.

My stomach was hurting until i chocolate orgasmed and nearly came.

by Dj Dreidel December 25, 2013

Chocolate

Slang for poop

Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!

by Kidswillbekids June 13, 2019

Chocolate Steamtrain

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.

" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"

by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004

Chocolate Care Package

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

by SDC915 July 29, 2009