chris brown attack

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you

If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

Ima chris brown attack yo ass!

Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?

by christopher breezy March 9, 2009

Chris

The answer to all of lives problems and meaning of life. The power of everything

guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!

guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.

by dracublah July 6, 2009

Chris

He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.

How can that guy with the mullet have so many friends?
Thats not a guy, thats Chris Rieman.

by satchelqueen December 14, 2010

ruth's chris

Best damn steakhouse that you can find across the country. Also quite expensive.

Duuude, I had to refinance my house to take my bitch to Ruth's Chris. It was TOTALLY worth it!

by Nathaniel Fry October 26, 2006

Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.

"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"

by dunger October 11, 2008

Chris

A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.

Chris, stop talking about penguins.

Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.

Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.

by McHeffey March 5, 2009

Chris Baty

The founder of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and the writer of No Plot? No Problem!, a book designed to walk its readers through NaNoWriMo.

Chris Baty has amazing ideas.

by poeticteddy January 10, 2008