Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude's circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.
"Hey remember on July 1st when those two guys showed us Canada's History."
"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
by The Goldman February 5, 2010
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Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.
by Gamilon April 16, 2010
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A smart term used at work primarily to talk about blacks so your coworkers don't know that your taking about them being lazy.
Dude that lazy ass Canadian Jamarcus is sleeping again on the job. He's still listening to his jive turkey rap music in his headphones.
by Chubstroker69 August 25, 2010
Get the Canadian mug.1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
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Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!
2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!
Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!
3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
by ColbertReporterDaily February 4, 2010
Get the Canadian History mug.A boring little suburban town near Saint Paul, MN who's cool sister town is Roseville. There ain't shit to do here and it's extremely boring. It's own city government is too stupid to even afford it's own police department even with the high amount of crimes that occur in this pathetic, miserable little town. It's also home to the worst baseball, football and basketball middle school teams in Roseville Area, the "Roseville Raiders".
by jamesisdabomb October 19, 2010
Get the Little Canada mug.The second largest country in the world. Home of many famous actors, inventors and heroes of our time. Also, home to the most outrageous stereotypes I've ever heard.
No, we do not say "eh" after every second word. No, we don't live in igloos. No, we do not idolize or deteste (whatever the opinion) our American neighbors. We have free health care. We don't like participating in war. People all over the country have a different way of saying things, same as in the USA. There are some of us, who are billigual( I am partially), but not all of us speak french. Not every Canadian is hockey obsessed or plays it (I do). We don't drink every hour of the day, seven days a week. We are nice, polite, caring people that just want to be friends!
The only reason I wrote this is because I am disgusted with some of the opinions people have posted here on urbandictionary.com. I agree with other Canadians, and other Americans, that Canada is not so different than the USA.
No, we do not say "eh" after every second word. No, we don't live in igloos. No, we do not idolize or deteste (whatever the opinion) our American neighbors. We have free health care. We don't like participating in war. People all over the country have a different way of saying things, same as in the USA. There are some of us, who are billigual( I am partially), but not all of us speak french. Not every Canadian is hockey obsessed or plays it (I do). We don't drink every hour of the day, seven days a week. We are nice, polite, caring people that just want to be friends!
The only reason I wrote this is because I am disgusted with some of the opinions people have posted here on urbandictionary.com. I agree with other Canadians, and other Americans, that Canada is not so different than the USA.
I may be the stereotypical Canadian, along with Bob & Doug McKensie.
I play and love hockey, I am partially bilingual, and, if I were of age, I'd probably like to have a drink one in a while.
I Love Canada, eh!
I play and love hockey, I am partially bilingual, and, if I were of age, I'd probably like to have a drink one in a while.
I Love Canada, eh!
by danihockeygirl September 28, 2009
Get the Canada mug.When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.
Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"
by MJazzy April 22, 2009
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