"Dude i totally have a boner for Megan Fox."
"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2
"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2
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One of the worst things ever:
When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.
The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap
This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.
Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay
When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.
The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap
This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.
Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay
(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) "Yeah dude, i was going to piss but...i had a hardcore boner. i guess i can wait."
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Get the boner belt mug.The act of tapping boners, similar to a fist pound. Usually occurs after something cool happens. This gesture is in no way homosexual in nature, and is a perfectly reasonable way for two men to applaud one another.
It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.
Not acceptable in the nude.
It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.
Not acceptable in the nude.
1)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)
2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)
2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)
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