Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

bhinDu

Noun. From the Indian word for okra, bhinDu is a nickname given to those amazing men who change your life completely (for the better) and make you realize how truly lucky you are to have them in your life. A bhinDu is handsome, tall, funny, goofy, sexy, and lovable, and you don't know what you'd ever do without him.

You are my bhinDu, and I will love you forever.

by jaan January 22, 2005

blind

An alternative to the word mate, or blud/bled. People use the word blind to replace their friends name for example.

Guy 1: Yo what's happening blind?
Guy 2: Safe as, blind.

Cooter: If you don't like me, blind.

by TunaBaby August 25, 2007

Blind

Used when you feel embarrassed

I walked out of the toilet with toilet paper hanging off my feet... It was so "Blind"!

by Paula Munro May 23, 2008

Peaky blinder

A person who likes to have semen squirted out of a man's anal into there open eyes

Man I had so much fun with tanner last night. I didmt know he was a peaky blinder

by Kevin Kline January 19, 2018

Mexican Blindfold

A term which has strange sexual connotation but no real definition. It was created out of a drunken stupor and suggest truly revolting things. An interesting threat or insult to use on people who can't figure out what the hell it means.

"Shut up before I give you a Mexican Bandana, yeah thats right, you won't like it..."

by Masternutcher August 26, 2004

Binderize Me Captain!

An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.

Hey Douche! Binderize me captain!

by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009