New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023

National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

blowjob

(v), (n); the act of sucking or using the mouth in order to pleasure a man's cock.

(v); "I earned a blowjob last night for playing rough."

(n); "I literally blow jobbed a man last night ..."

by swuishy December 2, 2021

Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before

Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob

by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022

Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.

Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.

by The Service Writer January 28, 2025

Blowjob

Ask your mother you pervert she should know very well and tell you how to do it right.

Sorry tom I didn't know it was your wife I gave a blowjob to, I thought it was your daughter.

by Willow._.The._.Angel May 26, 2019