Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.

Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.

by the-n January 21, 2016

take it bitch

The Rad Brad's famous quote.

*destroys alien's face* "OH, TAKE IT BITCH!

by Lime Taje May 14, 2016

sac tap bitch

A boy who is always sac tapped by his friends and others. Usually a sac tap bitch is too weak or pathetic to retaliate and is always on the defensive. As a result of being hit in the balls so many times, they can easily flinch like typical cowards and are very defensive, sometimes covering their crotch in order to preemptivevley defend themselves.

Tanner: What happened to Brent?
Robin: Oh, he just got sac tapped again.
Tanner: Seriously? What a sac tap bitch!

by Elsis May 18, 2016

Stupid cunt faced bitch

Obese whale with no friends. So they go through other people's conversations while they're sleeping

Wow she really is a stupid cunt faced bitch

by Amberginni December 21, 2016

Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018