jitzy bits

Origin: North-East Coast of Aus,

A "Jitzy Bits", is a Ditzy jane, slow hoe or a dumb cunt. Airheaded, no-one home, goldfish-memory and all of the above. She's smokin hot, but a little ?silly billy?.

~"Gabby, swallow my load, be a good girl (mutters under breath, "ya Jitzy Bits").

by JSBC August 13, 2017

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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Bits

UK slang for making out, kissing, sex, etc...

Teresa: OH MY GOD, how was ur night girl!?
Tessa: Damn girl, Andrew and I- we did bits
Teresa: Really?? Didn't you just meet him?? No f**king, right?
Tessa: DAMN RIGHT I MOUNTED THE LAD, we did big bits!

by GamerGurl03 September 28, 2020

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nappy bits

Mostly used with our Caribbean brethern .Self explanatory.. Pubic hair or pubic area. Male or female genitals.

Come let me fuck your nappy bits.

by Ayo Vick January 11, 2017

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Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)

Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!

by 1FB May 30, 2019

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