viva la beaver

A holiday fuck.

viva la beaver was the only sport jim did when we were in spain. The fuck nut

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 21, 2018

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 26, 2006

Beaver Humping Moose Jockey

A Canadian

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America

by MOooseMunch March 03, 2010

BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical

The outstanding 4th Movie in the Cats series created by creative genius Scott Wozniak

After watching the first 3 Cats Musical Movies, I desperately have to watch BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical

by gaydemonlord69 December 31, 2021

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! September 01, 2007